COFFEE FIRST.

Awake but not-very-useful before the first cup of joe.

2026 Update: I drew this before I was peer-reviewed and not-officially-diagnosed-but-yeah-Sarah-you-tick-nine-out-of-nine-boxes by my psych. I have a much better understanding now of why the first cup of coffee works — but give it half an hour or so and I’m sleepy again.